"Vacation: Drink a lot of wine. Don’t change your underwear."
#Shit-Tea-Drinkers-Say.
May 27, 2012
May 16, 2012
Garden Variety Margarita
With extra kale juice please!
May 7, 2012
“The strangest part was that I had just had my soothing cup of chamomile tea.”
May 5, 2012
May 2, 2012
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Me: [To guy at salad bar] “Can I have celery, bean sprouts, carrots, broccoli and tomatoes on romain?”
Alana: “Literally, if someone asked me what not to put on my salad, it would be those exact toppings.”
"— Sunac Natural Grocery Market
April 30, 2012
"Are you rubbing baby carrots on your face?"
— Staff meeting
April 19, 2012
"Mmmmm. Can you taste the digestive resistant maltodextrin?"
April 19, 2012
Phrases to know
| Friend: | Did you just say "person of color?" |
| Me: | Yeah, that's back in style. |
April 16, 2012
"It’s 3:00 PM! Let’s take pills!!"
April 11, 2012
Morning Routines
| Father: | Have some lemon water. It helps to clear out your system in the morning. |
| Me: | Have some Yerba Mate. It helps to deal with other people's bullshit throughout the day. |
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